एकदा सन्टा चे त्याचा वडीलाशी भाडन होते. त्याला खुप राग येतो.तो कब्रिस्तानात जातो आणि खाबावर वडिलाचा फोटो लावतो. आणि लिहितो. COMING SOON.....................
Teacher: Bandya tu kahi nadyanchi nawe sangu shaktos ka ? (Bandya vichar karu lagto, tevadyat pandya tyala sangto ki sang apalya vargatalya mulichi nawe) Bandya :sarita,ganga,kaweri,saraswati,etc. Teacher: Bandya tu kahi english nadyanchi nawe sangu shaktos ka ? Bandya :dolly,suji,rita,bebo,
don mitra apapsat bolat asatat-pahila mhanto maze pappa etake great aahet ki te swiming poul madhe havee sarkhe tarangtat dusara mitra-he tar ka hich nahi maze pappa tar suming poul madhe mashya sarkhe tarangtat tisaramitra- tumehe doghe jan kai sangtai maze pappa tar saglyat great aahet doghe vichartat te kase aare te tar HATRUNAATCH swiming poul tayar kartat
Don darude aapapsaat boolat asatat pahila daruda-kai re tu daru kashala pitos? dusara daruda- kai sangu tula mazi baiko palali yaar pahila- kai sangtos mag tu kai karat hotas dusara- aare na sangtach palun geli?pan maja sood tu ka daru pitos? pahila-aare maze pan tech aavastha aahe dusara- mahnje? pahila- aare yaar tuze bailo jaychay barobar palali to mech dusara- tuzya aaeicha ? pahila- "yee shivii dayache nai barka dusara- ka dayache nai pahila- aare ti mala pan soodun aaj palali
ek english manus aasto aani ek marathi manus aasto te doghe jan ek diwashi bhetat, english manus marathi mansala mhanto, "ki mala tuze gaav bhagayche aahe,dhkhavshil ka ? marathi manus mhanto thik aahe! me tula uddya maze gaav dakhavto . ter te dusarya diwshi gaav bhagyala jatat ter english mansala ek khamb disto , to marathi mansala mhanto , what is this? marathi manus mhanto this is a khamba 24 foot lamba ter te doghe jan pude jatat ter tya english mansala nal disto ter to vichrto marathi mansala what is this? ter marathi manus mhanto this is nalla 24 tas khulla parat te doghe jan pude jatat ter tyana ek sap disto ter to english manuns marathi mansala vichrto what is this? "marathi manus mhanto this is a bauaa hat naka lava fusoo-fusoo chava".
eka mungichya mage don mungya firat astat pan pahili mungi mahante mazya mage ek ani pudhe ek mungi ahe te kase kay guess!!!!!!! karn ti khote bolat aste
uncha zadavar basun kombadi ande dete pan te futat nahi ka?
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एकदा सन्टा चे त्याचा वडीलाशी भाडन होते.
ReplyDeleteत्याला खुप राग येतो.तो कब्रिस्तानात जातो आणि खाबावर वडिलाचा फोटो लावतो. आणि लिहितो.
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Teacher: Bandya tu kahi nadyanchi nawe sangu shaktos ka ?
ReplyDelete(Bandya vichar karu lagto,
tevadyat pandya tyala sangto ki
sang apalya vargatalya mulichi nawe)
Bandya :sarita,ganga,kaweri,saraswati,etc.
Teacher: Bandya tu kahi english nadyanchi nawe sangu shaktos ka ?
Bandya :dolly,suji,rita,bebo,
don mitra apapsat bolat asatat-pahila mhanto maze pappa etake great aahet ki te swiming poul madhe havee sarkhe tarangtat
ReplyDeletedusara mitra-he tar ka hich nahi maze pappa tar suming poul madhe mashya sarkhe tarangtat
tisaramitra- tumehe doghe jan kai sangtai maze pappa tar saglyat great aahet doghe vichartat te kase aare te tar HATRUNAATCH swiming poul tayar kartat
Don darude aapapsaat boolat asatat
ReplyDeletepahila daruda-kai re tu daru kashala pitos?
dusara daruda- kai sangu tula mazi baiko palali yaar
pahila- kai sangtos mag tu kai karat hotas
dusara- aare na sangtach palun geli?pan maja sood tu ka daru pitos?
pahila-aare maze pan tech aavastha aahe
dusara- mahnje?
pahila- aare yaar tuze bailo jaychay barobar palali to mech
dusara- tuzya aaeicha ?
pahila- "yee shivii dayache nai barka
dusara- ka dayache nai
pahila- aare ti mala pan soodun aaj palali
ek english manus aasto aani ek marathi manus aasto te doghe jan ek diwashi bhetat, english manus marathi mansala mhanto, "ki mala tuze gaav bhagayche aahe,dhkhavshil ka ? marathi manus mhanto thik aahe! me tula uddya maze gaav dakhavto . ter te dusarya diwshi gaav bhagyala jatat ter english mansala ek khamb disto , to marathi mansala mhanto , what is this? marathi manus mhanto this is a khamba 24 foot lamba ter te doghe jan pude jatat ter tya english mansala nal disto ter to vichrto marathi mansala what is this? ter marathi manus mhanto this is nalla 24 tas khulla parat te doghe jan pude jatat ter tyana ek sap disto ter to english manuns marathi mansala vichrto what is this? "marathi manus mhanto this is a bauaa hat naka lava fusoo-fusoo chava".
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dhos zala mota
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eka mungichya mage don mungya firat astat pan pahili mungi mahante mazya mage ek ani pudhe ek mungi ahe te kase kay
ReplyDeleteguess!!!!!!!
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