Friday, December 5, 2008

Marathi Jokes - Bihar Driving licence application form

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बिहार ड्रायभींग लायसन अप्लीकेसन फोरोम (Bihar Driving licence application form)

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(नोट - प्लीज डू नाट सुट द परसन एट द अप्लीकेसन काऊंटर बिकाज ही इज द वन हू गीब्ज द लायसन) (Note - Please Do not shoot the person at the application counter because he is the one who gives the licence)

(फार इन्सट्रक्सन्स सी बाटम अप्लीकेसन)(For instruction, see bottom application)

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1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box)

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4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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6.Occupason:

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

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7. Number of children libing (लीभींग) in the household: ___

8. Read #7 agen & anser here: ___

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow(yellow) (_) Berownish- ellow (brownish yellow) (_) Berown (brown) (_) Belack(black) (_) Other

-__________ Give egjhakt (exact) color

(Check karet box)

14. Ice seight (Eye sight):

(_) One Ice (eye)(2x1) (_) Two Ice (eye)(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

15.Your thumb imparesson (impression) :

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS (fingers) OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.


WE ARE VARY ISTRICT (strict) ABOUT THIS


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